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CONSIDERING HOW HE HAD BEEN MISTREATED, RUDOLPH SHOULD HAVE TOLD
SANTA TO KISS HIS FURRY ASS.


PREMATURE GRAY HAIR SHOULD BE CALLED...OVERLY ANXIOUS GRAY HAIR.


WE ARE ALL SINGERS IN A CHOIR WHOSE SONG IS NOT YET COMPLETE.


EVERYONE WANTS PLEASURE. THAT ABOUT SUMS IT UP.


OUR ANCESTORS WOULD LAUGH THEIR ASSES OFF IF THEY KNEW WE WERE
BUYING WATER!


THE CONCEPT OF FIFTY YEARS IS INCONCEIVABLE TO A GRASSHOPPER, IS A
LIFETIME FOR MANY HUMANS, AND A MERE BLINK TO THE UNIVERSE. IT'S ALL
RELATIVE.


DON'T ALL HO'S GO DOWN?


MIXING APPLES AND ORANGES IS THE BEGINNING OF A FRUIT SALAD.


IF A WOMAN DOESN'T GET HER PERIOD, THERE MAY VERY WELL BE AN
EXCLAMATION POINT.


ONE SHOULD NEVER KILL ANY BIRD, LET ALONE TWO, WITH JUST ONE STONE.


RIVERS, LAKES AND OCEANS, INVITE US TO SPLASH, PADDLE AND CONTEMPLATE.


THE UNIVERSE AND ALL ITS GLORY IS CONTAINED WITHIN A SINGLE BREATH.


IT'S AN OLD TOAST, BUT IT STILL WORKS TODAY...DRINK UP ME HEARTIES!


IT IS VERY UNPRODUCTIVE TO HAVE TO POOP SOME MORE AFTER YOU'VE
ALREADY WIPED.


HAIR IS QUITE POSSIBLY THE WEIRDEST ELEMENT ON THE HUMAN BODY.


DESPITE ALL THE NEW TYPES OF LIGHTING TECHNOLOGY, THIS WORLD HAS
GOTTEN VERY DARK.


SOME ORGANIZATIONS ARE VERY UNORGANIZED.


WE ARE ALL ACTORS HOPING FOR GOOD REVIEWS.


"THERE IS AN EVIL CREATURE LIVING IN YOUR CLOSET THAT WANTS TO EAT YOUR
FLESH WHILE YOU SCREAM IN AGONY" IS NOT A GOOD MESSAGE TO WRITE IN A
HOUSEWARMING CARD.


THERE ARE A LOT OF CUT-OFF TIMES IN LIFE, BUT PERHAPS NONE SO TRAUMATIC
AS A CIRCUMCISION.

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