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I HAVE NO FAITH IN RELIGION. I ONLY HAVE FAITH IN GOD.


LIFE IS ONE STEP AT A TIME, WHILE TRYING NOT TO TRIP AND FALL, BUT OFTEN
DOING EXACTLY THAT.


PAYING SIX OR SEVEN BUCKS FOR A CUP OF COFFEE IS
GROUNDS FOR INSANITY.


A FULL MOON CAN BE EMOTIONALLY OVERWHELMING, ESPECIALLY IF IT'S
ATTACHED TO A 400 POUND PERSON.


DOES ANTIMATTER? YES, ACCORDING TO UNCLEMATTER.


DRIVING A CAR AT BREAK-NECK SPEED CAN RESULT IN EXACTLY THAT!


IF A TREE FALLS IN A FOREST, DOES IT MATTER IF IT'S A CONIFER OR
DECIDUOUS, SO LONG AS IT DOESN'T FALL ON YOU?


FRUSTRATION CAN BE A GREAT MOTIVATOR.


A PHOTOGRAPHER IS SOMEONE WHO TRIES TO CAPTURE A MOMENT IN TIME
IN ORDER TO PREVENT IT FROM BEING ERASED BY TIME.


REPETITION IS REDUNDANT.


CATS AND CERTAIN BREEDS OF DOGS SEEM TO ENJOY SHOWING OFF THEIR
ASSHOLES.


IT IS INTERESTING HOW OLD, EVIL MEN, START TO LOOK LIKE PICTURES OF
DORIAN GRAY.


EVERYONE LIVES A FEW FARTS AWAY FROM A SHIT.


ARTISTS SHOW PEOPLE WHAT THEY ALREADY KNOW IN A DIFFERENT WAY.


I BECAME A VEGETARIAN FOR HEALTH REASONS. THE HEALTH OF THE ANIMALS.


THE HISTORY OF THE HUMAN RACE IS THE EPIC STORY OF COUNTLESS
INDIVIDUALS WANTING TO GET LAID.


DO YOU WIN SOMETHING IF YOU GET VERY OLD, OR DO YOU JUST GET TO DROOL
ON YOUR SHOES?


FANTASY IS
NOT THE ABSENCE OF REALITY. IT IS REALITY MAGNIFIED.


PERHAPS THE DEPARTMENT OF DEFENSE SHOULD BE CALLED THE
DEPARTMENT OF OFFENSE.


TWO MARIJUANA ORGANIZATIONS RECENTLY HELD A JOINT NEWS CONFERENCE.




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