SMART BOMBS AREN'T.


FARMING SHOULDN'T BE A FACTORY.


WE'RE ALL LIKE HAMSTERS RUNNING AROUND ON WHEELS, EATING OUR FOOD AND MAKING MORE HAMSTERS, ALL THE WHILE NOT KNOWING WHY WE'RE IN THE CAGE OR WHAT LIES BEYOND IT.


THERE WILL BE A TEST ON ALL OF THIS.


WHO DOES GOD SWEAR TO?


IF YOU MAKE FAKE FAUX, WOULD IT BE FAUX FAUX?


BEING AN ARTIST IS NOT KNOWING WHAT YOU'RE DOING UNTIL YOU'RE
DONE DOING IT.


BREAKING NEWS: THE END IS...


I NO LONGER ATTEMPT TO CONVINCE IDIOTS OF THEIR IDIOCY.


THE EVOLUTION OF MANKIND: STONE AGE. BRONZE AGE. IRON AGE. INDUSTRIAL AGE. STONED ON PRESCRIPTION DRUGS AGE.


STEPPING IN THE SAME DOG TURD TWICE IS KNOWN AS DÉJÀ POO.


IT
ALWAYS COMES DOWN TO MONEY!


THE "BIG BANG" IS A COSMIC ORGASM.


THERE IS INCREDIBLE IRONY IN THE FACT THAT MANY SMART PHONES
ARE USED BY DUMB PEOPLE.


I'M TIRED OF INCARNATING.


FASTER IS NOT BETTER. IT'S JUST FASTER.


FINDING ANY REAL TRUTH IN TODAY'S CORPORATE-CONTROLLED NEWS MEDIA IS ALMOST AS DIFFICULT AS FINDING A VIRGIN IN A WHOREHOUSE.


IT'S ALL A CROCK!


LET HE WHO IS WITHOUT WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION
CAST THE FIRST STONE.


WHY ARE EXTRATERRESTRIALS SO DAMN OBSESSED WITH RECTAL PROBES?

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