T-SHIRTS are cotton/poly blend and are priced at
$20.00 each for Medium, Large and XL, and $24.00
each for 2XL.
SWEATSHIRTS are cotton/poly blend and are priced
at $26.00 each for Medium, Large and XL, and $30.00
each for 2XL.
As shown in the examples on this page, Douglas'
observations are artistically expressed in a stylish,
monochromatic design on classic ash gray T-Shirts
and Sweatshirts (shirt tags removed for illustrative
The distinctive Schwartz Shirts design and the
distinguished color of the fabric go well with anything
from denim to formal attire (our opinion on the latter).
Shirts are available in Medium to 2XL sizes.
Douglas creatively expresses his views of life through
his original and insightful observations which range
from humorous to philosophical and at times combine
elements of both. Some will make you laugh a little,
while others will make you think a lot.
Topics include: nature and our environment (is there
anything more important?), religion and God (there is
a big difference!), dirty politics and evil politicians
(the two go hand-in-hand!), animal rights (they're being
screwed!), extraterrestrials (they're screwing us?),
corporate greed (what else is new?), war and peace
(not the book!), as well as our perception of time and
With hundreds of observations to choose from, there's
sure to be one or more just right for you or for someone